To combat all the bad news, here's a fun look at some of the NON NEWS from the world of the rich n famous

Due to our sad habit of worshiping famous humans, I will be posting real, daily headlines minus the famous person's name followed by my in depth commentary. Famous people generate a ridiculous amount of NON NEWS stories every day.

These stories are of course, the way celebs get free advertising for whatever they are selling. I will post a top 10 list each day until the rapture or until I get bored with it.

Just for the fun of it. But if you want to buy something that I'm selling, that will be ok too. :)

1) “_________ got a tattoo of a lightsaber”

Commentary: WOOP TEE DOO

2)“________orders lobster after his win”

Commentary: WOOP TEE DOO

3) “Stars having a blast at Disneyland”

Commentary: WOOP TEE DOO

4) “______ apologizes for his bad spelling”

Commentary: WOOP TEE DOO

5) “_____asks fans to stop throwing gifts onstage”

Commentary: WOOP TEE DOO

6)“will_______play this year? Better yet, does he even want to?”

nope, better yet = WOOP TEE DOO

7)“How celebrities wear shorts” (yep, it's real)

let's ALL say it together: WOOP TEE DOO

8)“11 times celebs actually gave great diet advice” (what only 11 times?)

Commentary: WOOP TEE DOO

9)“Why______loves her post baby weight”

Commentary: WOOP TEE DOO

10) “50 ____________ outfits that rocked our world” (we are too easily rocked, me thinks)

Commentary: WOOP TEE DOO

stay tuned.................